(The Jack Head theme plays) Narrator: We now return to Jack Head. Johnny Knoxville: Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville and I'm gonna take a shotgun blast to the face. Johnny Knoxville: Okay y'ready? (The Jack Head crew chuckles and one of the members shoot at Johnny.) Jack Head Crew: Hahahahaha! Johnny Knoxville(in pain): Oh! Oh Gosh! Imps and Cherubs: Hahahhahaha! Blitzo: These guys are hilarious they do so much funny stuff! Hey, y'know what? Maybe we should try some of that stuff. Here at home! Collin: I don't know Blitzo because that skull and crossbones warning from before the show was pretty clear about not doing that. Blitzo(angrily): Collin shut up! I saw something on TV that I wanna imitate! (Mothra flies around checking on the children until she notices Blitzo sitting on a shopping cart on the roof of their house with Moxxie and Collin holding the shopping cart.) Mothra: Blitzo what are you- What are you children doing up there?! Get off the roof! Blirzo(calling out): Get away Ms. Mothra we're being Jack Head! Blitzo: Okay, ready? Millie: Alright, we're rolling! Blitzo: I'm Blitzo the "O" is silent and this is Shopping Cart...Roof...Roo...R..R..Roof Shop...Roof Shopping Cart...Guys. Okay, go! (Moxxie and Collin pushes the shopping cart off the roof. Blitzo and the shopping cart fall to the ground.) Blitzo: Ow! Ow! Ow! (Blitzo gets up and turns around which reveals that his head was upside down>) Millie, Keenie, and Cletus: OH! OH! Moxxie: Oh, crumbs! Collin: Oh my gosh! Are you okay?! Blitzo(acting like a scared child): I don't know! What does it look like?! What do I do?! What do I...(He feels the bumps.) Ah. AH! What is that?! What is that I feel something! Keenie: It's your spine dude! It got like yanked up a bunch of notches! Blitzo(panicking): I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm-(projectile vomits at Cletus.) Cletus: AH! OH GOODNESS! Blitzo: Does it get fixed with ice or heat? Moxxie: Ice now. Heat later. Cletus: I'm Cletus and this is Bee Bush! Keenie: Alright, what did you do to yourself Cletus? Cletus(holding a paintbrush and a jar of honey.) Cletus: Well, I just covered my entire tummy with honey! (He tosses the paintbrush and the honey jar away.) Now, we're just waiting for the bees! Giggity! Moxxie: Alright, here they come! (Moxxie opens the beehive and bees fly over to Cletus' honey-covered tummy.) Cletus: Alright, they're on there. Okay nobody move. Alright, nobody do nothing. We don't wanna..we don't wanna make them mad. (Millie blares an air horn at the bees and Blitzo, Millie, Moxxie, Keenie, and Collin start laughing.) Cletus(startled): Stop it! Knock it off! Blitzo: Yeah, we wouldn't want the bees to get mad. Blitzo(to the bees, angrily): I hate you bees! Cletus(panicking): OH! STOP! STOP! Blitzo(angrily): I hate you bees! Cletus(panicking): STOP I'M SERIOUS! STOP! Blitzo(angrily): I hate you bees! Cletus(panicking): PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU! STOP! Blitzo(angrily): I hate you bees! Cletus: ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH! JUST GET THEM OFF! PUT THEM BACK IN THE HIVE! Blitzo: Yeah, alright enough is enough. Alright, Moxxie open up the hive! Moxxie: Alright, Cletus bring them over here. (Moxxie opens the beehive and Cletus carefully tip-toes to the beehive in order to put the bees back, but Blitzo shoves Cletus into the beehive without warning so hard that he accidentally breaks the beehive and the attack him.) Clletus(as he's being attacked by the bees): Ah. AH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Millie and Keenie and Collin and Moxxie: HAHAHAHAHA! Millie: Oh, my! (Blitzo sneaks up behind Collin with a taser while the violin screeches from "Psycho" plays. He shaves Collin's head.) Collin(angrily): AH! WHAT THE HECK! Cletus, Blitzo, Millie, Moxxie, and Keenie: HAHAHAHA! Collin(angrily): WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? All: HAHAHA! (Rodan flies to the imps and the cherubs.) Moxxie: Oh, hi Rodan. Rodan: Hi, guys I came to tell y'all that Ms. Mothra said it's time for dinner. (Blitzo sneaks up on with a taser Moxxie while the violin screeches from "Psycho" plays. He shaves Moxxie's head.) Moxxie(angrily): AH! AH! All: HAHAHAHAHA! King Ghidorah: Uh, Blitzo this is not safe at all. Blitzo(angrily): Shut up, Ghidorah! Just keep filming! Blizo: Alright, I'm Blitzo the "O" is silent and I am the Wold's Greatest Imp Hero! My special power is to be somehow memorable after a very short run on TV. (Moxxie drives the car while rides behind on roller skates and skiing holder and Millie is sitting in the front with Moxxie and Cletus, Keenie, Collin, Baragon, Rodan, Godzilla, and Anguirus are all sitting in the back.) Blitzo(singing) Believe it or not I'm walking on air! I never thought I could be so free-e-e-e! (The car drives to the left and Blitzo goes up the ramp and flies away.) Blitzo(singing): Flying away and away and away! Who could it be? (imitating chorus) Could it be? Believe it or not it's just-(He hits a tree and tumbles down on each of the branches and lands in the lake.) All: OH!
characters are from Heck of a boss and a reenactment of Family Guy. And the imps and the cherubs are in Godzilland along with other fictional characters and Godzilla and his friends whom are all raised and cared by Mothra. After the Imps and the Cherubs watch Jack head Blitzo decided to try out the dangerous stunts at home but Collin doesn't agree with Blitzo because of the skull and crossbones warning before the show told them not to try the stunts at home because it would get them hurt, injured, and killed but Blitzo due to his curiosity and childishness tells Collin that he "saw something on TV that he wants to imitate". Baragon: TAKE THAT, BLITZO! Millie: Nice job on the ramp Keenie! Keenie: Well, the one thing I could think of now is ramps! Moxxie: Wait a minute, guys I think he's really hurt! Blitzo(helplessly): Help! I think my arm's broken! (Godzilla jumps in the lake and swims up to Blitzo. He grabs Blitzo's spikes on his back and tries to drag him back to land but his back broke.) Godzilla: Oh! My back! I can't move! Uh! (Millie jumps in the lake and swims up to Blitzo and Godzilla. She ties her legs around them and she swims back to land with them.) Blitzo: I... I thought I was gonna die! (Rodan scratches one of Blitzo's horns with a taser.) Blitzo: AH! All: HHAHAHAHA!
