So this is what unintentionally happened somehow between my friend and my Cloud obsessed sister while I was on a zoom meeting.. I had like 99+ messages from this i have no clue what they were doing it was like something to do with final fantasy mixed with the olympics and hunger games idk…????? Well here it is if you are bored and want to read it or something warning its kinda long- Also fyi I replaced my sister’s name with “Ivy” and friend’s name with “Frost” ___________________________________________ FINAL FANTASY football SEPHIROTH HAS THE FOOTBALL AND THROWS IT OVER TO HIS TEAMMATE BUT TIFA JUMPS UP AND CATCHES IT AND PASSES IT TO CAIT SITH! HE RUNS AND THROWS THE FOOTBALL AND GOALLL AND THE CHEERLEADERS GO WILD (Ivy and others) SEPHIROTH STEALS THE BALL AND goal.. Frost: SHEEEEEESH CLOUD STARTS WITH THE BALL (No One is on sephiroth's team even though he was trying to throw it to his "teammate" there's three people on cloud's team) AND SEPHIROTH KNOCKS CLOUD DOWN! byebye everyone that's football for you more sheeshing Cloud: ..... absolutely says nothing FINAL FANTASY baseball SEPHIROTH THROWS THE BALL AND CLOUD HITS IT WITH HIS BAT!! HOME RUN!! run run TIFA IS UP NEXT! SEPHIROTH THROWS THE BASEBALL AND TIFA MISSES! WHAT A COWARD!!! AGAIN SEPHIROTH THROWS IT AND STRIKE TWO! strike three.. TIFAS OUT! CAIT SITH IS NEXT! SEPHIROTH THROWS THE BASEBALL AND OUT OF THE PARK!!!! yeah yeah bad boy guzma.. CLOUD THROWS THE BALL AND SEPHIROTH MAKES A HOME RUN!!!! byebye that's baseball for you FINAL FANTASY gymnastics CLOUD IS NOT FLEXIBLE! byebye that's gymnastics for you FINAL FANTASY soccer SEPHIROTH HITS CLOUD IN THE FACE WITH THE SOCCER BALL! IVY GETS ANGY CLOUD KILLS SEPHIROTH! byebye that's soccer for you FINAL FANTASY Olympics CLOUD AUTOMATICALLY WINS BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE TO RACE AGAINST BECAUSE SEPHIROTH IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE DESTROYING THE WORLD!!!! byebye that's olympics for you KIRBY OLYMPICS KIRBY EATS EVERYTHING! NO ONE LIVES!! Magolor gets the master crown!! SEPHIROTH AND CYRUS TEAMS UP WITH HIM BECAUSE THEY ALL WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD!! Frost tags along just because she wants to kill everyone CLOUD JUMPS UP AND KILLS ALL FOUR OF THEM!!! woah op FROST LIVES!! FROST GETS THE MASTER CROWN AND REVIVES THE GANG!! CLOUD KILLS EVERYONE EXCEPT FROST!! CLOUD KILLS THE MASTER CROWN FROST SCREAMS GEORGENOTFOUND STYLE CLOUD IS MAD!!! FROST GETS MAD CLOUD SCREAMS "KILL ME 90" AND WAVES HIS SWORD AROUND! FROST SCREAMS "NANI?!" CLOUD KILLS FROST'S ROBE AND AAHHHHH FROST SHOWS CLOUD THE MOST CURSED SHIP CLOUD X SEPHIROTH! ! AND I THOUGHT IT WASN'T A THING!!!! WHOAAAAAA WHAT WILL BECOME OF CLOUD CLOUD BECOMES FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!!!!! THE WIND BLEW LIKE RUSHING BEARS CLOUD KILLS THE WORD "SHIP"!!! FROST BACKFLIPS CLOUD SCREAMS "NO ONE WILL MAKE ME MARRY SEPHIROTH!!!!!" FROST SAYS CALMLY "I know, right?... It's just a ship..." CLOUD SCREAMS BACK AT HER " FROST X QUEEN SECTONIA" FROST IS ABSOLUTELY SILENT!!! HOW?! Frost: ... SHE SUMMONS IVY CUZ SHE KNOWS SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR CLOUD LOL CLOUD LOOKS AT IVY AND SEPHIROTH COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD AND HAUNTS HER FOREVER AND IVY RUNS AWAY SCREAMING FROST RUN AWAY LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC CLOUD UNWRAPPED MADISON'S ROBE! WHAT'S UNDER THERE WOHHAT SHE HAS HANDS OH MY GOSH CLOUD SCREAMS "SHE'S AN EYE SHE'S AN EYE!!!" (her character is a magolor kinda thing) CLOUD STABS FROST! SHE LIVES SOMEHOW CLOUD IS SCARED CLOUD WANTS TO EAT LUNCH!! CLOUD SITS DOWN AND EATS A SANDWICH!! CLOUD THINKS FROST IS PRETTY!! CLOUD NOW REALIZES THAT I CAN READ HIS THOUGHTS!! CLOUD FINISHES EATING!! CLOUD SCREAMS "WHAT THE HACK" AND K*LLS ME! I d*e! dead reporter cloud stands there Well now what idk Cool frost you know nothing unless you can tell me the way to midgar *points the way to Midgar* sephiroth is destroying it all What IT'S NOTHING crying What's wrong ? crying because he left his donut in midgar and now it's destroyed : ( cries more oof cries louder ___________________________________________ They don't know a single thing about final fantasy, I don't know a single thing about final fantasy, someone help me my sister is a huge simp
