[ story in notes + credits ] [ scroll down for contest info ] Uh so for context: my friend and i wrote a warriors spoof that makes no sense and i thought it would be funny to hold a contest on it CONTEST INFO: Whoever translates this into normal english the best will win! contest will end in about two weeks. remix to enter and put your translation in the n+c/instructions PRIZES 1st place: 1 fullbody, a bust and an icon! 2nd place: one icon 3rd place: 1 bust
!! some gross stuff !! The Feline Rise Prolase Superleaf went to the meeting spot the brown tabby sent her to. The den. With stripe,spot the deputy of superclan. “Heya chuck” said firesplothc, flicking his tail. “Whats up bro” said superleaf “our clan will, die if we don't do something:” said. Sopot “oj no” said superleaf, almost passing. Aut “stonepot got a procephyeu. It said that flixking whistle]does wild come out of da dark and kill the bad guys n stuff” spritespot said “my starclanb” zaid. Sooperleef suddenly cats can scream into the den. Dying. Beede Sign out their guts on the fresh new carpet”oh no my new rug its ruined” sand sprites!!!!!!!!!!11!!1 Chapter oNek The. Yes the fikl xs the prairies where shrekchan, made their hmonb. Hes month. Tongue grabbed. Her and yeeted her back into the bursary ‘“stay here u summey” she std said affording a house into theym. Mouth and choking her flick,kit as that died but spat it out into the leader ASMRstarbs face “how dare” she said, spitting. At hercules. “No i dare “ he said, turning 6 moons because it was midnight aladin then became da man prentice and turned to SAMRstar ``ok you're an apple ntri nom,w” “not clickbait?” asked KFCkit. no” said AMSRSstrrar. Tehy hard their ceremony and she became flickr=paw and her mentor was burpfizzle a highly respected edinger warriors in sherek chan she was honored. Her bro dino dino kit anslo became an apprentice and was drino,kitpaw and mentor was a whisker whisker ,b. CHAPTEeR toWO And ha,ppy, the cats wanted to bob burger and chilled until, burgergrog attacked them . they gotbs kciked uto and wnent home becuze tghey whereb trecepaccing. on bogs gurgers territory. How they went and wment to theme yoyo clan 3. They sobed because thye were lost and cold gfny]t get bag hmonb. Them clAn ataccked and dpingkitpaw and purbfizzel died. Murdered and thrown to garbage murdered card board face . oh no danikpipaw and briupflzzle’ carbdoardface said flick. Memepaw survived… …they wer elmo st and e they and ate nothing butdf snakes for weeks when they wahn t hombe.13. CHALTER treME Flick,paw was made and warr becuz yes. brav during fight amsrs star said., Mad lickw hislten . wow flick whistler said clan if only ur broder waz h3re t2 c you said hesr muom moutoghurre lenny fac said a cute guy, . ti wsat. Ickyglassb oh hey there sauce as he fleek whistle B^) *flort* with her he does as yodastripe came up behind her and said get out of the way i will kill huib if u want to dlf ickwhit;se mo” thats afoodel ’saiz peer “ok*) *“” yodaskskstripe std ash b he floreted wight her too “no datop i don't want an boufriend” no sad flirtyglass while runinining away sobbingng :’( =CHapEter foreign When the runinoining stopoped hestarted to breathn’t adn get hungry .tho he saw the corpse s of ther friend s on cb the ground frome the bogs gurgeres incident, flickkits ways traumatized, but eventually overcame the fear of eating friends or foes and nom nomed on all two of hammer friend. .hey ypda stripe and cci glass said shewn she wast eetgn her furednds copsers “omg” said iclk grass “hey wanna be mousy oyrffend/” no yuhm no “” sadi flickbait not”said cut glass; “idk i hate peeple cats” hety sad “oh’ the friend kissed and gave eachether coroa vrus. And spreaded germs and blood on eachothrs faces“omg 11!!!viruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudsss said click whissle uk ignored blood and star dye. They died to years latercuas cowona viwus but thats’ not importan right noaw uwu. “U probs gona diye in too years bet ecoli” she b sadked “uh yeah are arent u a gyu:” no im a “”sorry the camra cat out right there i gess we'll nava r now:””””””; {“o sorry or we die frond xcove ask yoda 19 yeah ? nyu will sorrhy lol flicks aid rip wets fo hoem said icyglars “ok good ideea” CHPAPTre FIFE They went back homeb sand they told leader about corwana viurs and she quwarantined yoda and icy but not flickwhitsle because she was so kAwAiI and she couldnt bare to lokok him awAIY.. “U want u to be mai sherrif deputee” “lmg yassss” said lickwhistler Will waht u do withf old sherrf Poodleoodle?” asked “ Ill kill ohim” said sarmstaer NOOOOOOOO!!OO!O!O!O!O!O!!1111!!!!111!!!!!1!11” scremd flukewhislte “jk jyst a prank fro he was retireing anyways le mayo”” said asmr star bad word here yo u said flik whistle
