1. Why does Thomas call himself "the train"? There is a Tank Engine! 2. What happened to Thomas whistle? 3. Not Every Locomotive Has A Whistle, Some Have Bells Or Horns! 4. Why is Thomas only pulling Clarabell in Scene One? Or Maybe "Roly The Coach" Is Now Official? 5. Why Does Each Verse End With "On Sodor Railway"? What happens in Song, It Can Happen Anywhere! Not only on Sodor! P.S. THIS IS MY LEAST FAVORITE T&F SONG!