KEROSENE Kerosene earned his name by being utterly explosive. He was always competitive, which would be bad enough, but Kerosene is a totally extremist and has a huge ego to protect. Despite being a bit less than desirable, he doesn't think of himself as anything less than a noble. To make her dream come true, and to fuel her extreme and competitive energy, she became a knight. Not only didn't she realize she might be able to get away with crimes, she realized she might be able to know the royals themselves and grovel them for favors. Currently, she's doing just that.