You, a Cheese-It, live amongst your little Cheese Society. The little cheese citizens ridicule you for not being a real cheese, and even call you out on you not being a real human cheese by referring to you as a Cheese-*It*. In order to regain control and happiness in your life, you entice all 30 citizens into flinging themselves in the direction of you, and a giant cheese grater. Kill all of them with your Mad Cheese Skills to regain your cheesanity and sense of self worth! Have Fun, and Do Grate!
