Lyrics: United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean Greenland, El Salvador too Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela Honduras, Guyana, and still Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland And Germany now in one piece Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia Italy, Turkey, and Greece Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania Ireland, Russia, Oman Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal France, England, Denmark, and Spain India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan Kampuchea, Malaysia, Then Bangladesh, Asia And China, Korea, Japan Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia The Philippine Islands, Taiwan Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand Then Borneo, and Vietnam Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia Guinea, Algeria, Ghana Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo The Spanish Sahara is gone Niger, Nigeria, Chad, And Liberia Egypt, Benin, and Gabon Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali Sierra Leone, and Algiers Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya Cameroon, Congo, Zaire Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar Rwanda, Mayotte, And Cayman Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia... Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine Fiji, Australia, Sudan! Montenegro, Bosnia-Herzegovina The Soviet Union is gone South Africa, Georgia, Moldovia, and Latvia Belarus, Azerbaijan Uzbekistan, hey! Kazakhstan, hey! Then there's Tajikistan too, hey! Turkmenistan, hey! Kurdistan, Armenia, Tonga, Palau Lithuania, Serbia, Kosovo The US Samoa, the Balkans, Brunei Macau and Crimea, then Eritrea... Ukraine and Estonia, here's Macedonia New Caledonia, Eastern Slavonia Ivory Coast, and Cape Verde, Andorra the Solomon Islands, Dubai! Goodbye!
I know, the lyrics are a bit inaccurate, but enjoy! Inaccuracies: 1) The Caribbean has two meanings, it could mean the sea or the nations in it. Most importantly, it is not a nation. 2) Greenland is an autonomous territory of Denmark. 3) Puerto Rico is not a nation, its a part of the USA. 4) Bermuda is a British Overseas Territory, not a nation. 5) It's actually THE Bahamas, the article "the" is required. 6) Tobago is an island within the nation of Trinidad and Tobago. 7) San Juan is the capital city of Puerto Rico. 8) French Guiana is an overseas department of France. 9) Guam is a territory owned by (who else other than) the USA. 10) Germany has "been in one piece" 3 years before the song's release in 1993. 11) Czechoslovakia dissolved on 1st January 1993. 12) Scotland is a constituent state within the UK. 13) Yemen reunified 4 months earlier than Germany did. So, it is illogical to put the statement "both Yemens". 14) England is another constituent county within the UK. 15) "Kampuchea" was the name given to Cambodia during its Khmer regime. 16) ASIA IS A FRICKING CONTINENT 17) Korea is a peninsula. 18) Tibet has been part of China since the end of WWII. 19) Its actually "THE PHILLIPINES" without the "ISLANDS". 20) New Guinea is an island. 21) SUMATRA IS AN ISLAND OF INDONESIA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD 22) Borneo is split between Indonesia, Brunei and Malaysia (that's where I am from) 23) It's ESWATINI, not Swaziland, you outdated song. 24) Like the Bahamas, it's actually THE GAMBIA. 25) It's SAHRAWI ARAB DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC, you outdated song. (again?) 26) Algiers is the capital city of Algeria. 27) Dahomey is now Benin. 28) Zaire is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo. 29) Mayotte is an overseas department of France, just like French Guiana. 30) It's actually THE CAYMAN ISLANDS, and it is another British Overseas Territory. 31) Hong Kong is a Special Administrative Region of China. 32) Abu Dhabi is the Capital city of the UAEs. 33) Yugoslavia is dead. 34) CRETE IS NOT A COUNTRY 35) TRANSYLVANIA IS NOT A COUNTRY TOO 36) It's actually Bosnia AND Herzegovina. 37) "The Soviet Union is gone"? It was gone 2 years before the song came out. 38) IT'S CALLED MOLDOVA FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE 39) Kurdistan is not a country. 40) Firstly, its a territory of the USA. Secondly, its THE AMERICAN SAMOA (Please, fix your English.) 41) The Balkans are a (very noisy) region in Europe. 42) Macau is ALSO an S.A.R of China. 43) Crimea is a part of Russia/Ukraine. 44) Its actually NORTH Macedonia. 45) NEW CALEDONIA IS NOT A COUNTRY 46) EASTERN SLAVONIA IS NOT A COUNTRY TOO 47) Dubai is a part of the UAEs. Missing Countries: Antigua and Barbuda Burkina Faso Cambodia Central African Republic Comoros Croatia Czechia Democratic Republic of the Congo Dominica Equatorial Guinea Grenada Kiribati Maldives Marshall Islands Mauritius Micronesia Nauru North Korea Papua New Guinea Saint Kitts and Nevis Saint Lucia Saint Vincent and the Grenadines Samoa San Marino São Tomé and Príncipe Seychelles Singapore Slovakia Slovenia South Korea South Sudan Timor-Leste Trinidad and Tobago Tuvalu United Kingdom Vanuatu Vatican City
