(A giant monster goes up and down while eating the frog fish in front of Mei and Satsuki) (The girls are surprised) Satsuki: Well, we lost our car again. Mei: Well, never mind the car where's the road? Mei: Road! Road! Road! Road! Mei: Sorry. Satsuki: There's the road! It's just on the other side of this.. Satsuki: Big. Satsuki: Dark. Satsuki: Scary. (A fireball appears) Mei: Hazardous. Satsuki: Hazardous. (A tentacle appears) Mei: Monster-infested. Satsuki: Yeah, monster-infested. Satsuki: Trench. Mei: Hey, Satsuki look I found a way down! (Mei is in front of a staircase) Mei: Guess, we won't leave the crown sitting there. (When she steps on the stairs it makes a scary sound which startles her she steps on it again this time she's smiling she steps on it again and again)
(A giant monster goes up and down while eating the frog fish in front of The Coon and Mysterion) (The boys are surprised) Mysterion: Well, we lost our car again. The Coon: Well, never mind the car where's the road? The Coon: Road! Road! Road! Road! The Coon: Sorry. Mysterion: There's the road! It's just on the other side of this.. Mysterion: Big. Mysterion: Dark. Mysterion: Scary. (A fireball appears) The Coon: Hazardous. Mysterion: Hazardous. (A tentacle appears) The Coon: Monster-infested. Mysterion: Yeah, monster-infested. Mysterion: Trench. The Coon: Hey, Mysterion look I found a way down! (The Coon is in front of a staircase) The Coon: Guess, we won't leave the crown sitting there. (When he steps on the stairs it makes a scary sound which startles him he steps on it again this time he's smiling he steps on it again and again) The Coon(giggling): Mysterion, look it's making noises! Huh? Kenny? (Mysterion is walking away and The Coon runs up to him) The Coon: Hey, Kenny where are you going? Mysterion: I'm going home. The Coon: But, what about Blitz-o? Mysterion: And, what about us Cartman?! We won't survive in that trench! You said it buddy this is man's country we're kids. The Coon(angrily): We're not kids! Mysterion: OPEN YOUR EYES CARTMAN! Mysterion: Look at us! We blow bubbles,We eat ice cream, and we dance around with a talking mouse for corn's sake! The Coon(angrily): We do not worship him! (Mysterion angrily pulls down The Coon's pants which reveals his Chuck E. Cheese Party Pants) Mysterion: And look Cartman! You're wearing your Chuck E. Cheese Party pants for 3 years straight! What do you call that?! The Coon: Worship? The Coon(starts to cry): You're right Kenny. (sniffles) We are kids! (The Coon runs away in tears while his pants are pulled down and he falls to the ground) Mysterion: Pull your pants up Cartman. We're going home.
