(The episode begins with Mysterion walking down an aisle at his school until he encounters The Coon) Mysterion: Oh hey Cartman. The Coon: Hey, Kenny. Mysterion: How's your day going? The Coon: It's good how 'bout yours? Mysterion: Same. The Coon: Oh, cool. Mysterion: So, uh Cartman? The Coon: Yeah, Kenny? Mysterion: Ava wanted me to tell you this. The Coon: What does she want you to tell me? Mysterion: She wants me to tell about the way Cthulhu treats you. The Coon: Oh, I remember that guy I missed him. Mysterion: Yeah, but y'know Ava wanted me to tell this to you because she likes the way Cthulhu was treating you. The Coon: Yeah, he loves me a whole lot. Mysterion: Like y'know he treats you like you're 4 years old. The Coon: I know he's like a caring parent to me. (P.C. Principal is hiding behind the school overhearing The Coon and Mysterion) P.C. Principal:4-year old? A 4-year old in fourth grade! (He takes out his phone and calls the security) P.C. Principal: SECURITY WE HAVE A 4-YEAR OLD IN 4TH GRADE! (Police cars are seen surrounding the superheroes) The Coon: Huh? Mysterion: Hey, what's going on? Mr. Monitor(through his megaphone): Young man! Mysterion: Who? Me? Mr. Monitor: Yeah, you! Step away from the toddler! Mysterion: Toddler? What todd- (Meggy jumps on him) Mr. Monitor: Don't worry little boy we'll send you somewhere safer. The Coon: Wait, this is a misunderstanding! (Bandit and Stripe grab The Coon by his arms) Stripe: It's alright Li'l kiddo it'll be fun since there're toys that you can play with. The Coon: Toys? Bandit: Yeah and there're also delicious cookies that all you can eat. The Coon(as he is put into a van which resembles a Teddy Bear): Okay, I guess cookies are fine. The Coon: Like, where're you taking me? Bandit: We're taking you to Monster Island. The Coon: Uh, I don't think that's- Stripe: Don't worry it's like a preschool. The Coon: Preschool! (Mysterion frees himself from Meggy) (He notices that the van is driving away) Mysterion: CARTMAN! DON'T WORRY I'LL CALL MATT AND TREY THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO! (The van stops at Monster Island and The Coon gets out of the van and the van leaves) The Coon: Whoa. Mothra: Oh, hello there little one. The Coon: Wait, are you Mothra? Mothra: Yes, I am but, please call me Ms. Mothra. Mothra: Now, tell me what's your name? The Coon: My name is Eric Cartman. Mothra: Eric Cartman, what a nice name so, come on sweetheart let's go to your class. The Coon: But, Ms. Mothra this is a mistake since I'm a 4th grader. The Coon: Like y'know don't y'mind anything I do? Mothra: Like, what? The Coon: Like do y'mind me with my razor sharp claws Or me holding a knife? Or the teasing that I do? Mothra(holding The Coon's hand): No, of course not my dear, now come on let's go to your class. (A lot of the kaiju were there as young children) Mothra: Now, Eric you can in between Gojirin and Baragon. (The Coon sits in between Gojirin and Baragon) Gezora: He's all chubby! (The kids laugh) The Coon(unhappy): Yeah, we know where this is going. Mothra: Now, children today we're going to learn the alphabet. Mothra: And the first letter we're going to learn is the letter "M". Mothra: Now, does anyone know what M is for? (The Coon raises his hand along with Gojirin) Mothra: How about Gojirin. Mothra: Gojirin, what is M for? Gojirin: Mommy. Mothra: Very good! M is for Mommy. Mothra: Now, the second letter we're going to learn is the letter "K". Mothra: Does anyone know what K is for? (The Coon waves his hand around) Mothra: How about Godzilla. Mothra: Godzilla, what is K for? Godzilla: Uh, Kite. Mothra: That's right! K is for Kite. Mothra: And now the third letter we're going to learn is the letter "O". Mothra: Does anyone know what O is for? (The Coon waves his hand faster) Mothra: How, about Baragon. The Coon: (grunts angrily) Mothra: Baragon, what is O for? Baragon: Uuuuuuuuuuuh. Mothra: It's okay take your time. Baragon: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. The Coon(loses his patience): I know what O is for! O is for: Ocean, Octopus, Owl, Otter, Oshawott, Oklahoma, Ohio, Odd, Obtuse, Octagon, Omelet, Ostrich, and Orange. The Coon(whispers smugly to Baragon): In Your Face. Baragon: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! The Coon: Heh! What a baby! Baragon: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Mothra: Oh my goodness! Eric, can you come here please!? The Coon: Oh,yes I'm so outta here! See y'later y'babies! The Coon: So, can I leave now? Mothra: Absolutely not young man! I can't believe on the way you're acting right now would you like a timeout?! The Coon: NO! No timeout Ms. Mothra I'll reconcile! Mothra: Okay then. (The bell rings) Mothra: Okay, children, it's make-believe time everyone go to your groups. Now, Eric you can sit with Gojirin's group. (The Coon sits in Gojirin's group) The Coon: So, what're we make-believing today? Gojirin: Today, we're gonna play is House. I'll be the mommy, Godzilla'll be the daddy (Godzilla blushes at her), Baragon'll be the stinky uncle (Baragon giggles), Moguera'll be the pool boy,
Parody of the episode of My Life as a Teenage Robot "I was a Preschool dropout". Godzilla: Man, what a baby!
