Varan: Oh, Baragon look what I got. (Varan takes out 2 candy bars from his bum) Baragon: Yay! Rectangles! Varan: No, they're not rectangles Baragon they're candy bars. Baragon: Yay! Candy bars! Varan: Here, have one. Baragon: I think I'll eat it now. (Baragon gobbles up his candy bar and there's chocolate all over his face) Baragon: I think I'll eat it now. (Baragon bites his hand) Baragon: OW! Huh? Baragon: My Candy Bar It's Gone! Baragon: Where's My Candy Bar?! Varan: You ate it Baragon the chocolate's all over your face. Baragon: CANDY BAR WHERE ARE YOU?! (Baragon starts to dig a hole which covers Varan in dirt and Baragon pops out of another hole and he's under Varan) Baragon: Oh, there you are. Baragon: Varan, you stole my candy bar. Varan: What? No I didn't. Baragon: Yes, you did I can see it in your hand. Baragon: You stole everything I have and now I'm gonna starve. Varan: But, this is my candy bar! Baragon: Oh, so y'wanna do it the hard way huh? Varan: Baragon, you ate yours this is mine. Baragon: Liar,liar plants for hire. Varan: It's "Pants on Fire" Baragon. Varan: Well y'know what I'm eating it myself. (He takes the wrapper off) Varan: Ah. Baragon: No! Varan: Ah. (Varan touches his tongue to the candy bar) Baragon: Stop It! (Varan has a strange chocolate addiction along with his tongue) Baragon: No! (Varan slides the candy bar through his ears making noise which annoys Baragon) Baragon: No! AAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Varan is moving the candy bar up and down while licking the it) Baragon: Nooooo! (Varan is still licking the candy bar) Baragon: NOOOOOOO! (Varan finally puts the candy bar in his mouth and chews it up then swallows it) Baragon: That was my candy bar and you ate it!
Varan the Flying Squirrel as Spongebob Squarepants Baragon the Dog as Patrick Star
