[btw-- slowly responding to all the kind messages from yesterday and today cause yall are the best tysm, <33] so in the event that Nia feels a bit better, and is distracting her mind, Nia stumbles upon this ICON. The ideal body type. The holy creation who guides lost artists to their true potential. The divine afflatus, and celestial coping mechanism, of all puppetry. Enter, Bard the Dragon. So we're re-instituting the Baby Einstien fandom, if Wiki can have one why can't we. Get on board. According to the Wiki; "Bard is a Baby Einstein Puppet. He was the first puppet to ever be shown on screen, And He Is One Of The Most Popular Puppets In The Franchise." And there's no wonder to it, his entirety is glorious. He is a gift. And his poetic quote that he speaks to us? Let's hear it-- "BLAAAAAAAAAAH" Oh, work of art. Quick-witted and nuanced. The emotion and expression-- you can just FEEL it in your soul. Thank you Bard, you are a gift. Bard raised a lot of us, since 1996 he has been blessing us with his mere presence. thank you... Bard...
above and yes, that is bard in japanese using a translator
