sir, this is a wendys i will calculate how many candlesmith coffees you have served in your lifetime, guessing that you started scratch when you were a beginner candlesmith so you could have hands to use scratch, you must be atleast 1 month old to have started a scratch account, considering how a spore lives for 2 years, you have done 5 cycles so far, which equates to 10 years, now lets see how long we make coffees, considering we spend 60 seconds, (maybe its just sped up?) on each stage, we must assume 1/3 goes for each stage, remove 1 month from 2 years, and you get 1 year and 11 months, which is 23 months of phases, lets say each phase gets 8 months, BUT each phase gets increasingly harder to make a candlesmith coffee, lets say our first stage takes about 2.5 seconds to make a candlesmith coffee, we'll round it up to 3 seconds, 2nd stage for 4 seconds, 3rd stage is 5 seconds, in the life of candlesmith spores, it seems as they do nothing except make coffees, we must find how much seconds are in 8 months, i used secret google technology to find out the answer is 21024000 seconds, 21024000 divided by 3 is about 7 million coffees, 21024000 divided by 4 and 5 is 5.2 million and 4.20 million coffees, if you add these variables all together, you get 16.4 million coffees, in a single lifetime, you have lived 5 lifes, so we must multiply that number by 16.4 million, to get 82 MILLION candlesmith coffees, impressive indeed, also you are married to rngesus to survive that many spore lifetimes. there seems to be 5500 spore players, so they each have done 16.4 million candlesmith coffees, multiply them and you get 90.2 BILLION coffees, made by a single species alone, but THATS just a THEORY, a BIOLOGY THEORY. if you wanna know how much that is, a coffee weighs 3 ounces while an olympic pool can hold 84535141 ounces, lets round that up to 84 million ounces a pool, the total liquid weight of all coffees made by candlesmith spores is 270.6 BILLION ounces of coffees, divide that up with 84 million is about 3200 OLYMPIC POOLS, stunning! there is a comparison on the project that shows how much that is.
klabss theory harvard university wants to know my location but thats just a theory, SCRATCH theory, and again, thank you for watching.
