The directions are in the game. --------------------------------------------- Don't press the same character twice unless you want to do nothing forever. Hit the other player five times to win. Don't make the second player carrot. If someone wants to be carrot, make them the first player!
Thanks to Cranky Watermelon for making the original game, and Nintendo for publishing it on the switch. The Awards are random, so they aren't always true. Sometimes you're the "Laughing Stock" when you won!