bassoons are a balloon pretty much but with a human body facts about bassoons 1.adult bassoons dont take care of there kids cause they are lazy 2. teen bassoons take car of the child bassoon and baby bassoon. so the teen bassoon has to do everything have adult bassoon does nothing 3.sadly mother bassoon dont live for long after they give birth to a baby they die after 2 days 4. baby bassoons teleport out of the mom while birth 5. it takes atleast 1 day for a baby to be born but if they mother is not extremely healthy it takes two weeks and the mother dies while giving birth sad right 6. baby teen and child bassoons pop if they see a very dangerous snake. if the snake is nice they don't pop 7.adults have to dots on the shoulder to show there male, teens have a dot on the right of there neck, children have a second dot on the face, babys have no dots cause there smallness is obvious 8.bassoons have no eyes but they have a shade of some sort over there face of where the eyes would 9. adult bassoon are super tall next to a human 10. balloon okah okah is very death threating to baby bassoons 11. baby bassoons can die from high waters and lots of soap which can make the suffocate 12. the thing at the top of there head is there lips 13. there white dot or black dot is there nose if a kid bassoon has 2 that means the smell is getting better or there almost a teen(or it means there a child bassoon) 14. this is how they mate 1. you find the skinny one which is female 2. swing her slow or fast in the sky 3. hit the male and the female 2 4. lay the female down and wait 15 seconds if it takes more then 15 minutes you have to wait 2 weeks or 3 weeks
its a open species ask before making a bassoon
