Welcome Simon, this is Floofy Cat News. I am here for an interview, please, take a seat. So how has your day been so far Simon? You seem awfully happy so I'm sure plenty of good things have happened like a nice long, undisturbed and nap and plenty of food I'm sure. Look at you, you're just purring a lot. Time for your second question. Have you ever heard of us? I really hope you have. It would be an honor wouldn't it? I'm sure it would just be an honor to be on here I'm sure. I'm sure it's an honor to meet you for once Simon. So your only response has been purr for the first two questions, now here you're not gonna have a yes or no question, but a question in which you cannot answer with just purrring. Are you ready? You sound ready, I mean you are only responding with purring. So Simon, where would you like to go right now? So far you've directing toward the bathroom. Oh no. No I'm not giving you the sink water Simon. No you have fur all over the screen now, I'm not giving you more sink water. No. Okay Simon, how are you today? I mean I've already asked that question but please stop responding with purr. I'm doing everything I can to get a response out of you but you're just purring. Is this how happy you are? You're always happy? Wow, quite the optimist. Oh no, what are you eating? Cat! Okay Simon, I'm just gonna get a response out of you. Talk, please talk, please, are you broken? Oh, Simon is officially broken then. You're broken now. He won't stop purring. He's broken, I broke the Simon. My cod he's choking on his purr! Why? Simon. Are you gonna die from choking on your own purr? Get over here. What's wrong with you? Please. respond, You've just been saying purr. I'm trying to . . . apparently nobody will hear you purring. Only I know how just how broken you are. You, no, you obviously cannot. He won't meow he only meowed once and body got hear him. Simon. He's very nervous now apparently. He's just very nervous to be on TV now. Aren't you? Okay Simon are you ready to say bye to everybody? I think you've answered all our questions for now! No he didn't. He didn't answer all of them, I just think I'm done with purr purr purr. Okay Simon, let's go. And I'm not giving you sink water. Please step away from the sink. Please? Simon! Simon get away from the sink!
