Lyrics: We're loud! Uh-huh... say it again! N-B-C.. We're loud! We're in last place! (LOUD!) We're gonna fall right on our face! (LOUD!) Since Freddy came, our ratings always stayed the same! A eighteen rating, a fourteen share. Bet you wonder if we care? (NO!) We're just proud to be, NBC! We're loud! We are living in the past! (LOUD!) The bottom's dropping us out real fast! (LOUD!) Of our boring shows, just watch us jam 'em your nose! We don't care, it's all there, NBC is always there, we're not just proud, we're... also LOUD! We're loud! We're louder than the rest! So loud! It's doesn't matter, we aren't the best! Loud! We're gonna screw around and run this station in the ground! The peacock's dead, so thank you, Fred! Yeah! Thanks a whole lot! NBC, Proud as a Peacock!
