Feed the man apples (click, hold, and drag the apple) Get achievments by making him full (hover cursor over the medal to check achievments) Listen to the funny audio stuff and there will be an update log.
Achievements: 50 - 100 - 150 - 1000 - 100000 apples 10 - 100 - 150 - 500 - 1000 finished apples 5 - 10 - 50 - 100 golden apples Update 0: hooray the game is out now play it right now or else amonog us will be at your house at 3 A.M.