btw all of these things are 100% irl real events (yoshi is a 'dinosore', not a frog, you idiot) (yes i know that there is a thing called 'yoshi the frog' which isn't yoshi, but i was referring to yoshi the 'dinosore' (which is not a frog))
*by mistaken the german flag as the west german flag, i mean that they literally put the flag with the coat of arms and pretended that it was the german flag
