Sir Question: It's family day! (Well, not really.) (runs to get the gift and brings it to Onpoo and Piranin) For you. Onpoo: Uhh? You got us gifts? But we're not really a family. Piranin: Blah blah blah. Onpoo: Wh-? Piranin: He got us gifts. OPEN THEM UP!! (They run to open the gift and the gift opens) Both: Shoe-horns? Sir Question: Magic shoe-horns. Both: LAMEST GIFT EVER!! (They throw them away)