HAVE YOU EVER DREAMT OF BEING A ROCK? NO?? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!! BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE WITH THIS ALL NEW MIND BLOWING MODERN AGE CUTTING EDGE NEW SIMULATOR YOU CAN BE AND FEEL LIKE A ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN SURVIVE AS A ROCK WITHOUT DYING OF BOREDOM JUST STARING AT THE WILDLIFE WALK STRAIGHT PAST YOU AND LEAVE YOU SITTING UNDER A TREE IN ALL YOUR MISERY AND SHAME WHOOPS DID I SAY SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN SURVIVE AS A ROCK WITHOUT DYING OF BOREDOM JUST STARING AT THE WILDLIFE WALK STRAIGHT PAST YOU AND LEAVE YOU SITTING UNDER A TREE IN ALL YOUR MISERY AND SHAME BECAUSE WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN SURVIVE AS A ROCK IN THIS ACTION PACKED FIRST PERSON SHOOTER WHICH HAS BETTER GRAPHICS THAN HALO 4 HA DID YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE ME BECAUSE IF YOU DID U R DUM BECAUSE ROCKS DONT WALK AND SHOOT ( Maybe that's what they want us to think........) OH MY GOD I JUST THOUGHT OF A COOL NEW GAME BASED OFF THAT THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!! ROCKPOCALYPSE COMING TO YOUR LOCAL SEVEN ELEVEN OR BOBTLC PROFILE PAGE SOMETIME IN THE NEXT 6 MONTHS WHEN I ACTUALLY CAN BE BOTHERED TO MAKE IT. NOW WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR STOP READING THIS AND GO AHEAD AND SLAP THAT GREEN FLAG RIGHT IN ITS DIRTY UNWORTHY FACE. DO IT. NOW. But no pressure though! :) If you scrolled all the way down here you get a free cookie
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