Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like 'what is beauty?' Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don' work,Use MORE gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by me.. ...Built by me... And you best hope...not pointed at YOU.
original : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgNBsCI4EA
