warning:the following project is over exaggerated and is a parody to nathaniel bandy most opinions shared are very accurate to my thoughts and feelings so don't mine me with a netherite pickaxe OK? 1. it's not a mario game 2. why is it called minecraft bedrock edition more like pocket edition 3. RIP diamonds 4. you can't install mods anymore yeah i now they're alternatives called addons but most of the addons are just cringe 5. minecraft java edition is better than bedrock edition 6. and besides that minecraft bedrock edition removes some of the features java edition used to have, here's a list: - you can't put banners in shields anymore - you can't dye signs - invisible item frames are not in bedrock - there's no spectral arrows p-please mojang add these features to bedrock(I know it's for minecraft to run faster and be less laggy,BUT STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 7. why is lag even a thing 8. it's not on ps2,wii,nintendo gamecube(I know minecraft didn't exist back then,BUT STILL!!!!!) 9. the GUI is different 10. you can't play older versions like 0.4.0 or 0.9.0 11. when you die you lose more xp than in java edition 12. mobs spawn less so goodbye to those xp and mob farms 13. the java edition menu looks way cooler than than the bedrock edition menu 14. realms are so laggy and glitchy 15. skywars causes rage quitting 16. server minigames are extremely hard for noobs and normals 17. servers that punish you for losing 18. why the heck do realms freakin cause money, please microsoft be generous with what you have and don't be GREEEEDY!!!!!!!!!!!! 19. clickbaiters 20. splashes in the menu sometimes say nonsense 21. 1.17 is adding those crappy wardens 22. wardens are so scary i had lots of nightmares about them 23. the creeper aw man meme is dead 24. when a pro enters a server in skywars maybe I got a little carried off, if you want to be untriggered check out nathaniel bandy's channel and I hope you have a great day
credits: nathaniel bandy and microsoft
