Don’t touch anything! Brought to you by SOS Entertainment
The Boss has sent you back to work-this time in an even bigger and... boringer... office! All there is is a button that you are told not to touch, which you won’t-right? Activate the combos to unlock new secrets, and try to complete the game in its fullest! Thanks to lingojam.com for the insane text! Note: Some endings will require a keyboard! N̶̡͈͇͈̻̰̪̘̦͇͍̮̹̤̪̈́̅͌̂͂͐̂̊̆̔̀̅́͌̾̓͘͠͝͠͝ͅͅỎ̸̢̡̨̮̻̱̹̭̗̬̜͈̹̻̭̟̟̜̩͉͖̬̤̆̆̈́̓̊́̄̓͝W̶̡̡̧̛͔̙̟̟̣̖̯͕̤͖͍̹̭͉͚̪͖͉̘̯̼̠̖̟̹̝̦͚̫̬̯̫̰̻̻̪̮͚̰̝̞̩̓̿̽̐̓͌͗͐̈́͘͘̕͠ͅ ̵̧̥̳͍̲̮̹͚͓̳̜̥͚̬͍͔̮͖̲̫̺̙̬̎̀̋͜͜͝ͅG̴̟̥͖͈͙̝̈͛̎͊̀̔̇̔͆̒̐̔͊͜O̸̹̯̅́͌́̊́̌͒̀̾̂͐͗̊͌͊͘ ̸̧̨̧̡̲̺̗͉̯͍̟̪͍̮͙̺͓̜̼̱͂ͅǪ̴̧̨̨̧̛̳̹̱͍̖͈̬̺̯̥͉̹̮͇͕͇̠̱̝̗̹̲͚̤̙͓̙͎̭̰̤̱̹͇̮͇̥̝̼̪͍͇̣̥̰̍̅̈́̽̆̒̃̇͋̇͘̚͜͜͝͠ͅƯ̶̢͇̜̲͇̝̞̟̹͉͈̼̝̩̙̙̰͖̖̘̭̙̬̗̜͉̰̣̞̘͎̪͔̭͚̦̯̥̻̺͉̮̬͉̠̯̦̬̱͇̌̈́̐͗̅̒͊́̆̀̌̽͗́̀̀̋͜͜͝͝͠͠ͅT̶̡̨̧̨̪̤̠͔̥̤̩̱̩̭̭̘̤̳̤͕̳̤͇͙̺̻̝̲̱͙̤͈͈̰̄̎͂́͌̆̈́̓̏͊̅̒̓͆͒̉̓͋͛̈́͑̕͜͠͝͝ͅŞ̸̡̧̛͓̠̝̩̺̩̥̠͙̤̜̹̜̜̩̙̗̹͖̹̤̩̭͂͛̔̓̑̃͊̈͒͊̃̐̐̈́̋͒͑̀̒̌̇̂̈̿̽̈́̀̽͆̉̓̚̚͘͜͝ͅḬ̸̖͇̫̟͍̾͆̓̈́̊̀̂̍̇̎̉̈́̈́͑̽͑̈͑̾̓̉̂̓̓͂̀̈́̽̏̊̀͂̆̅̈́̽͋͗͘̚͘̕̚͝͝͝͝D̶͇̘̙̟̠͕͍̞̭̘͚̼̠̺́̔̊̈̅̉̈͗̐͋̇̏̊̃̈́̑̅̆̉͒̅̀̓́̍͆͒̔̒͐͑͘̕̚̕͠͠͝͠͝E̸̢̡̢̱̰̞͇̠̖̣̜͉̱̟̮̤̪͙̟͈͚̟̱͖͎̘̝̲̦̗̰̠̋̑́͐̄̌͊͑̽̅̏͌̓͑ ̴̝̅̅̓̀́̒̾̎͋͋͗̆͗̈́̋̊̄̈́͋͌̿̌́̏͌̚͘͠A̶̛̱̺̤̞͎̘̻͖̙̲̐̐̋̈̄̑̇̾̃̌̇̀̈́͑̂͒̉͌́̅̓̆̂̀͘̕̕͝͝N̸̡̨̢̡̛̯͔̮̪̖͙̟̞͓̟̞̮̻͎̻̫̞̩̼͙͔͓͇̦͈͈̖̰̲̳̟̫̺̘̻͛̽̄̑͐̈̐͜͝͝ͅͅͅD̵̡̨̡̡͓̻̮̹̩͓̩͚̗͍̻̰͈̣̠͙̗̱̻̬̟̞̬̮̖̰̟̞̞͍̻̠̙̬̜͓̘͇̰̠̝̗̪̪̮͉̃̏̏̑̂̈́͑̉̓̒͛̈́̇́͗̂̓̈̅͊͘̕͠ ̶̡̡̢̛̮̲̯͙͔̖̫͉̲̮̜͚̤̤̘̩̣̥͔̯̤̗͙̱̦̘̩̝̻̌̽̋̾͐̋̊͗̎̓̂̓͗̃̊̊̌̈́̐͌̌̚͝͝G̸̢̨̡͉̟̳̬̟͙̙͎̹̯̪̮͎̠͔̗̝͎̮̱͈̝̪͈̭̗͚̘̼̠̭̅̏̀̀͋̍̄͂́̃̌̉̋̓̒̀̈́̐̄̅̓̇͋͛͌́͒̅̈́̿̓̂͊̅͑̏̕͘Ė̶̡̢̡̢̛͖̖̪̜̼̠̝͒͋̎͆͛͌̉̎̽̓̿̊̂͂͒̓̿̓͗̑͌̊̒́̃̈́͐͘͘͘͝͝T̵̢̧̛̛̯͙͍̜̪̳̗̯̦̻̫̙̺͈͕͇̝͓̮̬̠̘̠̲̗͉̐̆̄̈́̅̂͒̀͋̆́̄̒̒̿̈́̌̏̉́̌̊̒͆͛͌̽̅͒̐͂͋̀́͊̐̐͌͛͒͆͒̇́̓̋͘̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅ ̷̡̢̡̨̭̞̺̘̲̙̼̗̳͎͉͍̝̜̰̳́͂͂̔̃ͅS̴̡̨̡̛̛̥̬̪̝͇͚̺͓̰̤͎̤̗̹͚̣̠͎̯̞͖̫͚̙͍̈̆͋̃͊͊̎̀̏̌͛̅͑̌̿̇͋̒̇̌̋̅̀̀̆͌̊͌̑̕̚͜͠ͅO̴̢̮͇̲͈͈̤̭̼̪͙̮̤̙̙͙̖̜͔͌͆̓̇̆͗̊̽̒͂̿̅̋̇́͋͆͐̃͊́̍̔̽̂͑̇͛͘̕͘͜M̴̱̼̫̺̝̈Ę̵̨̨̢̥͙̰͉̥̩̙̯̠̻̪͕̣͍̣̼͉̯̲̻̰͕͕͍̟͇̰̗̩͈̞͍̜̣̦̝͔͔̼̳̃͋̄̍̎̂̾̓͋̽̈́͂̓̋̽͋͛́̆̀̃͂̃͌̒̈́͌͒͊̂̓̔͌́̑̋̃̀͆̏̀͊̔́͑̚̚͜͝͝ ̸̡̢̡̥̫͕̦̞̩͓͖͚̩̭͇̻͚͚͕̻̱͎̜̻̞̰̝̭̜͚͎̜̮̪̯̜̩̫͓̥̫̘̖͕͍̦̲̮̩̯̲̹̀̇́̀͗̾̎͋̈́̔̽̌͊͋̿̑̔̃͆̃͌̆̆͑̀̓͘͜F̷̛̞͉̺̘̰̮͎̖̜̲̫̦͓͎̟̖̘̭̱̟̩̱̪̋̇̀̄̈́̈́̾̔͌̿̀͑̋̏̐̽̎͒͐̎̔̍͒͋̐̆̿̆̀̀͊̌̊̀͑́̀̄̋̆̉̏̚̚̕̚͝͝ͅR̵̡̡̧̡̢̡̢̞̲̩̘̖͕̖̝̭̭̙͖͕̘̖̤̗̖̝͉̙͇̝̝̩̳͙͔͝ͅĘ̴̡̢̡̨͉̪̻̯̣͚͈͙͎̥̬̫̫̮̬͇̱̠̲̤̤͈̤̤̠̣͚̟̱̟͔͙̪̓̂̈́̀̈̊̓̾̈̓̐̇̈̀̌̄̊̈͒̌̓͘͝S̸̛͇̟̯̘͖̭̎̅͆̋̓́̔͋̈̍̈́̂̔̉̇̽̈́͂̽̀̋̍͛͌͌̏̇̂͛͘͘͘͠͝͝͝ͅḦ̵̡̡̦͈̠͇̭̹̤͙̜̳͓̫̪̱̩͇̠̮̝͔͕̱̥̼͇̰̥̜͙̰̰͕̹̟̥̼̣̹̺̔̉͗̎͂̈́̑̉̎̐̎̐͒̎̀͑̋̀̂͗͂͂̍̌́͌͂̈́́̊͘̕͜͜͝͝͠ ̶̧̡̧̨̛̛̛̛̟͎͍̙̳̟̯͉͎͈̣̙͓̞̻̤̤͇͍̹̞̪̖̪̱̜͇̲̫̈́͑̀̈́͒̿̋͌͋̒̓͋͆͑̍͒̓̀̀̌̀̀́̾̀̊͂̅̽͌̏̌͘͝Ą̶̡̧̢̨̛̛̛̺̙̩̣͖̼̭͉̱̗͎͇̯͚̱̭͙̃̓̓́̀̽̾͋̒̉͗̀̏͆͂͗͌̉͆̈́͛̊̆̾͑̀̅̊̚͝͝Í̴̢̢̧̡̨̡̧̨̦̞̠̰̙̣͕͚̱̯͎̰͎̲̞̫͖̱͖̦͔̪̖̙̙͙̱̗̞͖̩̎̾͋̍̐̏́̏̀̀͑̌̅́̎̊̂̎̔̈́̊͊̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝R̴̡̡̢̛̛̙͕̭̬̲̬̖͇̘̞͙̗͖͍͙̺̼̣̰̜̭̲̯̥̞̟̬͕̯͓̼̬̭̼̺̫͙͔͙̺̳̗͓͓̥͕̠̻͈̻̒̐̉̀̌̏͂͛̉̏́͋̉͗̋̈̈́̃͑̾̀̓͌͋̐͊́͌̏͒́̽͒͘̕͜͠!̸̧̢̧̢̧̢̨̢̡̛̼̱̥͍͈̣̘̺̤̝͈̘͕̘̼̺͍̞̦͕͉̠̠̥̐̎̈̽͌͂̈́̽̾̀̈́͐̌͊̅̈́̏̀̃̐̑̌̆̀̂̌̆̿͐͛̈́̿̓̕͘͜͝͝!̴̢̨̢̧̡̧̧̛̹̬̱̮̠̠̫̳͔̘̹̥̟̲̟̦̠̫̜̠̮̰̙̤̥͔̺̻̦̗̻͈͔̰͙͖̣̘̲̻̟̹̰͔̻͚̐̃͗̾̄̉͂́̊̃̑̍̿̈́̽́̾͑̾̂̚͝͠
