http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/18538617/ http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/18617466/ *trumpet fanfare* Yes indeedy, I'm proud to present... *drumroll* WARRIORS: RAGE OF CLOUDCLAN: THE PWNAGE OF SEVEN aka the EVEN STUPIDER sequel to Fail Moon, with everything you loved/hated from the first time, AND MORE! Follow our seven equally generic protagonists on a bunch of quests for pointless things, all the while having stupid conversations, exiling random cats, and watching Dawnfoot's fur shine in the sunlight even though it's 11 at night! Gullible Clan leaders! Distorted sentence order! Generic general statements! Pointless deaths! Really weirdly imbalanced passage of time! And of course, Moonstar "calling the Clan" about seven billion times! The Pwnage of Seven has it all! As with the first one, the white text is presented unchanged from when Otterheart (my past self) wrote it around six years ago. The blue text is Jayspirit (me today) talking. Also, don't blame either me, past or present, for any lack of apostrophes--for some reason, Scratch removes all apostrophes, quote marks, and dashes from the text when you paste it in. I tried to replace them all, but there may be some still missing. Sorry about that. Also--there was supposed to be a pause between "didn't help at all" and "Nicely done, Dawnpaw!" So that was just a transcription error. By the way, about the Yoda-speak thing, I was almost certainly not making a Yoda reference, just trying to make a boring sentence more interesting by changing up the word order in incomprehensible ways. :P I think I had seen Star Wars by that point, though. I have a vague memory of watching Return of the Jedi on Mom's laptop in the kitchen (which was connected to the living room, actually) of our Tromsø apartment. Also--Color found DIFFERENT elevator music! Be afraid. Be very afraid. (She doesn't like it as much as her other ones though XD So actually don't be that afraid.)
