Having enough with Eight's skills, Ninety-One has a splendid plan to get the octopi out of him with all her friends. But after her plan has done, Eight ends up getting in trouble with the marvelous hole dug in. Script: 91: *rings bell cuz she has OCD* Is everybody here? 2: Yes, I'm here. 9: Here. 12: Here. 13: Here. 10: I'm here! 21: Here. 1: *gets lazy* 91: One? 1: *still sleepy* 91: Never mind, she's innocent....although, she gets so hyperactive. 1: What?! 91: Do I know that you have been hyperactive by noticing anything?! 1: Umm.....no? 91: Anyway, Eight is being so bold, plucky, brash, and feisty nowadays that it's time we taught him a lesson. Don't you think so, Two? 2: Yes, Eight is very bold, heroic, brash, and feisty, and that if we could think of a way of stopping him, it would be a Very Good Idea. 91: Just what I feel, what do you say, One? 1: Ooh! Ooh! I have ONE amazing idea! 91: What is it? 1: What you were saying, undoubtably. I'm so SMART! 91 [Annoyed]: One...you have no brain at all...besides, you only have one braincell and one disorder. Because you have ADHD! 91 [Clever tone]: Although, on the contrary, One-Hundred-Fifty-Six tried to teach it to me once, but it didn't. 1: Oh! Sorry! Can't help myself! 91 [Annoyed]: Very well... 2: One, haven't you been listening to what Ninety-One was saying? 1:I listened, but I had a somewhat large piece of wax in my ear. Could you say it again, please, Ninety-One? 91: Um...where should I start from? 1: From the moment when the earwax got in my ear. 2: One, we were just trying to think of a way to get the octopi out of Eight, However much you liked him, you couldn't deny it, he "IS" your friend afterall. 1: Oh. I see... 91: There's too much of him, that's what it comes to. 21: Do you know how Eight gets normal in his original self and he was before? 13: No? Why? 21: Well, haven't met him before but he just pounced on me. And ummmm, ruined my lucky hat. 13: Unlucky... 21: But you haven't seen this moment like that, have you? 13: But I'm still an unlucky number! 21: That explains everything... 9: Well, I already met Eight before and we're just best friends like that! 13: How? 21: Yeah! How? 9: It all started when Four is looking for a new square that is Three by Three, and now, here I am. 8 + 1; Donut + Plug! 13 & 21: ???? 9: Oh. Sorry. 91: Well, I've got an idea, and here it is: We take Eight for a long explore, somewhere where he's never been, and we lose him there, next morning we find him again, and-mark my words-he'll be a different number eight altogether. 1: Why? 91: In the future, he will be a good number, a humble number, a sad number, a miserable number, a minuture and sorry number, an "Oh Ninety-One! I am glad to see you!" number. That's why. 1: I should hate him to go on being Sad... 91: He'll never go on being Sad, he will get over it with Astonishing Rapidity. 1: That's good. 91: I asked Fifty-One, just to make sure, and he said that that's what they always get over it with. But if we can make Eight feel tiny and miserable just for five seconds, we shall have done a good deed. I would have done it myself, only I happened to be doing something else. Thank you, everyone. 'And One, of course. Everyone: Thanks, Ninety-One! 91: Good! Motion carried! *happy chuckling*
