my friend actually wrote this for a project (it was to put on a skit about the Lizzie Borden trials)
ORIGINAL TEXT (I SWEAR): Lizzie Borden enters the STAGE with her axe: Man you know Father sucks and so does my step mom you know why CAN WE NOT LIVE ON THE HILL just ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Mr.Borden Enters the stage: HELLO daughter how are ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! (During this time Lizzie is hiting her dad and pulling her dad off of the stage)( her dad then dies) Then the Step mom enters the stage: HELLO LIZZE DO YOU WANT TEA!!! Wait what is in your hand?!? OH NO ARE YOU GOING GARDENING AGAIN YOU ALREADY KILLED TWO BIRDS LAST TIME!!!!!! Lizzie Borden: No mother you I will killing today (EVIL LAUGH) Step mom: OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Lizzie starts stabbing the dad mom)(Mom dies)
