I... gave up... Photorealistic drawing is hard. Blockshading is hard. Heads are impossible. And you never said I couldn't submit twice.
Thank you for hosting the contest! When you extended the deadline, I decided to make something more high effort. It did not work. And yes, this is a repeat submission; If you like this one better, you can make this one win and ignore the other. If you like the other one better, you can ignore this one. My other submission is here: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/438142191/