If you are wondering the legitimacy of this wittle baby ickle lizard, check this link: http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-682-cu Anyways, here is a few reasons why he is perfect: 1. He's adorable 2. His object class is pink and fluffy 3. Everybody loves him and treats him like a pet 4. He must be contained in a 5m x 5m x 5m shoebox with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant purple felt lining all inside surfaces 5. Any personnel not attempting communication with SCP-682-Cu will be branded as 'Grumpy' and will not be invited to any employee outings 6. This "interview" with him: Dr. ██████: Now, who's a good ickle lizard? SCP-682-Cu: (No verbal communication) Dr. ██████: That's right! You are! Yes you are! SCP-682-Cu: (No verbal communication) Dr. ██████: Do you want to go play? Do you want to go play? Does the ickle lizard want to go play? SCP-682-Cu: (No verbal communication) Dr. ██████: D-085, come look! He's smiling at me! SCP-682-Cu: (No verbal communication) Dr. ██████: Is he not just the cutest lizard D-085? Personnel D-085: Sorry, I don't really like lizards. They kinda scare me. SCP-682-Cu appears to walk away, offended. Dr. ██████: Look what you've done now! Get out! Get out now! Sounds of security personnel taking D-085 out of the containment shoebox are heard. Dr. ██████: It's ok little guy, who's still the cutest lizard? Who's still the cutest lizard? That's right it's you!
