ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED REMOVING SAFETY INTERLOCKS Welcome, authorized personnel. Subject-001 is a deity responsible for part of what we call "entropy". 001 has been theorized to take the form of a many-eyed creature of flesh. 001 is currently uncontained, due to its evasion capabilities and the fact that it rarely seems to take form in the third dimension, preferring instead to linger in the [DATA EXPUNGED] dimension, making it so that searches for the entity are very difficult. Subject-001 presents a very large danger to society as we know it, and is possibly the driving force behind other destructive anomalies.
