[EDIT: 9-29-2020: Sorry this is a little bit of a vent lol. The internet has ruined too many games. HEADPHONE WARNING] HOW THE INTERNET MANAGED TO RUIN A GOOD GAME: (Headphone warning) 1: THEY SHIP BENDY X CUPHEAD- NO JUST NO PLZ STOP MAKING GROSS FAN ART OMG I LOOKED AT FAN ART YESTERDAY AND NOW I HAVE PTSD PLZ HELP. I CANNOT ERASE THE THINGS I SAW FROM MY MIND 2: THEY SHIP CUPHEAD X MUGMAN. THIS IS EVEN WORSE FROM THE FIRST ONE... THEY ARE BROTHERS, IT'S WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS. PLEASE STOP THIS UNHOLY ACT. (Is Cuphead gay or something?) 3: PEOPLE ARE NOW DRAWING HIM IN HIGH SCHOOL DATING BENDY. I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS- 4: I THOUGHT CUPHEAD WAS A LITERAL CHILD... BUT NO- THE INTERNET DECIDED TO MAKE REALLY WEIRD STUFF ANYWAYS 5: A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE ARE STILL SHIPPING HIM WITH RANDOM PEOPLE 6: HIS FANART GAVE ME PTSD 7: THE FANGIRLS NEED TO STOP AND GET SOME HELP- LIKE MENTAL HELP. STOP DOING “I’m so cute and I know you want to marry me uwu but Cuphead is mine” 8: ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET, MUGMAN DRINKS HIS OWN HEAD JUICE. (I fear no man... but that thing, it scares me...) I THATS ALL THE ONES THAT COME OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. HAVE A GOOD DAY
