Just like a slot machine Honey, you had your greedy little hands on me Crushed, thought you'd come for free Sorry, I almost had to file for bankruptcy And I wasted all those summer nights In Disneyland, my ride or die On you, on you You raised your hand and testified Then took my credit card and swiped How rude, so rude witness stand, can't you be an honest man (Pay me back) I'm in debt, never chipped in with the rent (Pay me back) movie nights and romantic dinner plans Wish that I could cash that check, so pay me back Wish that I could cash that check So pay me Damn, I'm no ATM But you want all my money like you're Uncle Sam Can't you just understand Oh man, you'll never grow up like you're Peter Pan And I wasted all those summer nights In Disneyland, my ride or die On you, on you You raised your hand and testified Then took my credit card and swiped How rude, so rude (how rude, how rude) witness stand, can't you be an honest man (Pay me back) I'm in debt, never chipped in with the rent (Pay me back) movie nights and romantic dinner plans Wish that I could cash that check, so pay me back Wish that I could cash that check So pay me I been cooking and cleaning for ya (and cleaning) Thought it would last forever (forever) Now I'm broke waving sayonara (sayonara) Can you do me, do me one Can you do me one last favor witness stand, can't you be an honest man (Pay me back) I'm in debt, never chipped in with the rent (Pay me back) movie nights and romantic dinner plans Wish that I could cash that check, so pay me back (oh yeah) Wish that I could cash that check So pay me back
