{lyrics} I still remember third of December Me in your sweater, you said it looked better On me, than it did you, only if you knew How much I liked you, but I watch your eyes As she walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized While I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater It's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were Heather Watch as she stands with her holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her? She's such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead As she walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized While I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater It's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Wish I were Heather (Oh, oh) Wish I were Heather Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater It's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were
