well maybe i don't WANT the recent goings-on in the remix tree, maybe i just want some nice GRILLED CHEESE AND TOMATO SOUP LAYE'S CHIPS, ever considered that?? huh???
the lyrics are admittedly rather hard to understand at points since i recorded them in a rush at like midnight. here they are: [Opening] Hey, Frank! Fugo, have you been up to something with yachts again? Yes, but it's nothing in comparison with what the boys are doing! And namely what? [Verse 1] Those two are perpetually up to something And they fray my poor nerves 'Cause they elude your punishing hand non-stop! They are cold busters Though they always pretend they never do anything! They are cold busters! I'll put it this way, Frank: Their innocence is smoke and mirrors! [Bridge 1] They built a rollercoaster And they had a beach once, They drove cattle through the city, They plot something all the time! In the museum it was like They sent me into the past And though they had robots-giants, You say they are little! [Chorus 1] They are cold busters I expose myself to some kind of stress in this house every day! Believe me when I say this, an incarnated deuce is just way better. [fading out] They are cold busters I feel as though a truck ran over my head Something, something These are lyrics to the song [Frank] Ugh, screw this. Hey, Scratch Cat! Frank, have you bee- Yes, but it's nothing in comparison with what those Scratch users are doing! And namely what? [Verse 2] Those users are always up to something And I don’t mean to ramble, it’s just Every time I look at them they’ve left the original project in shambles They are cold remixers Though each time you show up it seems like you don't even care They are cold remixers Let me spell it out for you, Scratch Cat: C-O-L-D R-EMIXÈRES [Bridge 2] A tennis ball with glasses Whose girlfriend always dabs They sent Dio to space And parodied FNaF Zeppeli made it spin It looked like it was ending Then Sam shilled Dr. Stone Now there's Fugo aplenty [Chorus 2] They are cold remixers I just want this Vriska-like entity outta my hair Il a les yeux arc-en-ciel, mais pas des cornes They are cold remixers C-O-L-D R-EMIXÈRES Yes, I recognize the irony of me saying this in a remix [Idk what this part of the song is called] [Frank] I know you think they're saints But Scratch Cat, believe me Those R-EMIXÈRES are just C-O-L-D I know you think they're saints But Scratch Cat, believe me Those R-EMIXÈRES are just C-O-L-D [Fugo spinning past] Worldwide, y'all Remix tree crew Keepin' it hot on a yacht And it's aaaallllll good [Chorus 3] They are cold remixers And the fact they manage to keep going, it just isn't fair When I said I wanted more originality on Scratch, this isn't what I meant They are cold remixers C-O-L-D R-EMIXÈRES Please, Scratch, y-you can keep the rest of the remix tree for all I care, I just don't want to look at Fugo anymore... also did you spot the reference to an old project of mine? ;D