Before we begin, this is a joke. Please do not take this seriously. Thank you. ~~ You know him. He has probably visited your house. And, to be fair, he is a little creepy. Yes, I'm talking about Santa Claus. As the song goes, "He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake." Do you really want some strange man you've never met watching you stuff your chicken nuggets up your nose? Didn't think so. Simply sign here, and once we reach 20 signatures, we at A.S.S.S will launch our newest product. Thank you. ~~ @emicorn529 for the idea
Signatures (3/20) -@Crystal_Blaze46 -@emicorn529 @Runningstorm_
