It's so funny. So good. I just translated to Japanese and back. The under the title stuff actually survived pretty well
A black cat ran through the open wetlands at midnight. She was heading for the forest. Her bright green eyes glowed in the moonlight. She had a kit, a small scrap of gray and white Tom on her chin. His nose was soft pink with some gray spots and gray fur spots around it. Snow White's Tomcat was following. “Holy Blazes!” he called, gasping. "I want to see our kit! I want to see the Splotch kit!" The white Tom gasping turned into a grunt. Hollyblaze ran hard, smashing small kit scraps in his chin. Splotchkit squeaks. Hollyblaze was happy to quit the ShadowClan maniac, but hoped Splotchkit wouldn't have to take him where he saved him. She ran harder. She passed by a tree, and Tom began to grow on her. His sapphire's eyes were shining in the leaking moonlight. “Never Snowgem!” Hollyblaze has become more difficult to dodge trees. She passed through a sleeping cat shelter. I ran through the ThunderClan camp and deep in the forest, dodging the trees. Many ThunderClan's were awake, but that was a problem with Snowgem. She crossed the Thunder Clan border and saw a cluster of two-legged burrows. She jumped over one of those fences and dropped the kit into a patch on catmint. "Oh, Star Clan, let me believe that a miracle would happen if the great Fire Star was a kitty pet," she prayed silently. She disappeared in the middle of the night. But it was all before the moon. Exactly six.
