Press on Siri app to start the program. After, when siri is active press on the white line (siri) to get siri back. Click on the commands button to see what commands siri can respond to. you need to copy down exactly what it tells you copy. PLEASE NO CAPITALS OR PUNCTUATION WHATSOEVER look down to see some other stuff that siri responds to! ^^ Here are the jokes siri responds to: why are firetrucks red when will pigs fly knock knock why did the chicken cross the road? other things that siri responds to: nothing tell me a story who are you I love you what does the fox say are you a boy or a girl do I look good?
Updates: shared! dec/23/2014 one new command dec/24/2014 calculation dec/24/2014 the web dec/24/2014 SIRI 2.0 !!!!!!!! Updated to match iOS 9 (Yea I know that there is no SIRI app.) apr/1/2016