Overprotective sand dad! don't even get a grain of sand in your shoes when you leave because he will immediately kill you. I mean, at least his sand is sentient so he's not entirely crazy. oh and his sand lets you disregard time and space and it's really bad if someone uses it maliciously but good luck getting away with even getting enough to go back a minute before he immediately crushes you to death for trying to use his limited resources that he has a whole gas giant of. did I mention he is the supreme leader of an entire gas giant made entirely of sentient time sand and also it has rings of sentient time sand? (well, not exactly sentient by itself, but it's used to make sentient sand, and also can be used by sentient glass things to make bodies.) its called Hourglass, and no, it's not shaped like an hourglass. TLDR: don't touch his children or you will be annihilated
"this is the sand guardian, guardian of the sand, Posiden quivers before him!" *camera turn* "HECK OFF" May 19 & 20
