Sprites (except Heavy) and audio by me. First time I've used Wheatley in this, and I think it went well.
Transcript (edited to make it more family-friendly): Sniper: God save the QueeuQ! Jarate! *low grumble* Helium Heavy: *singing* It is good day to be *high pitched*: pie! Sniper: Ah! What the heck just happened? Helium Heavy: *many pootis* Wheatley: HACKING, HACKING, HARMLESS HACKING.... NOT IN DANGER... Helium Heavy: Shoot! Wheatley: *slow laugh, followed by deep laugh* Painis Cupcake: *screams into existence* I am going to pull a rabbit out of your [no no square]. I am Painis Cupcake. [song continues]