This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate My satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must Because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying Over every mistake. You just keep on trying Till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are Still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data Make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned For the people who are Still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else To help you. Maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway this cake is great It's so delicious and moist Look at me still talking when there's Science to do When I look out there It makes me GLaD I'm not you I've experiments to run There is research to be done On the people who are Still alive. And believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive While you're dying I'll be still alive And when you're dead I will be still alive Still alive Still alive.
Credit to Valve for Portal and Still Alive. Credit to The Portal Wiki for the lyrics for Still Alive. ~~WHAT HAPPENED~~ --Spoiler Alert! Spoiler Alert!-- So anyway, I haven't played Portal 1 in a long time because my computer broke when I was on the last stage in 2019, so I decided to boot it up again, and I actually finished the game, and "killed" GLaDOS without the help of the Internet, I did it only using my brain. When the credits came, I actually cried, I was so happy. Anyway, I recorded me finishing Portal 1, no facecam or commentary though, and now I'm trying to beat Portal 2.
