Note: OKAY ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING CRAY CRAY!! Yes. He is adorable, but you shouldnt start stealing and doing weird things around him, He is still a baby. And MY baby needs to be PROTECTED by his MOTHER! Papyrus: What? You're my friend, not my mother *I am TO your MOM!! Papyrus: No you aren't you're not even a skeleton your a fish!! *I adopted you. Papyrus: NO YOU DIDN'T!! *shows the adoption papers* Papyrus:..... please tell me you are joking *I don't joke. Papyrus:.... *calls Sans*.... SANS. I HAVE GOT QUITE SOME NEWS TO TELL YOU....!