people: when are you gonna get a haircut your hair's super long me, now a hippie: never update: so i was at a protest and now the cops are here uh what happened frick im scared imma head out update 2: i moved to the woods but my neighbors are tryna jump me but i aint much of a fighter so im gonna see what i can do update 3: uh the bears are aliens and now im the bear queen uh- turns out neil's real and he heard my prayers
Neil Cicierega
