people: when are you gonna get a haircut your hair's super long me with a pair of scissors lodged in my skull because i didn't heed the warnings of the lord: eh i'll just get my dad to cut it or somethin update: i went to the hospital and uhhh the doctor was this famous dude and i woulda loved to get his autograph but my head is bleeding update 2: oh god oh frick why does he have a saw i dont think you need an actual whole saw to remove scissors- update 3: turns out he's crazy and now i'm dead. welp im off to the party- update 4: WAIT WHERE'S HE GOING WITH MY BRAIN
Neil Cicierega
