Stories with a ~ next to them will have context provided in the N&C, in order of which ones I told first. Alyssa & Alayla: *explain how terrible their made-up country is* Aubrey: Man, I'd be GLAD to get kicked outta y'all country. Alyssa: They're atheists. Jacob: Man, y'all goin' to hell. Y'all trickin' people BAD. Math teacher: Josh, what do you wanna do when you grow up? Aaron: "Absolutely NOTHING." ???: [Geography teacher], here's your marker. Rayshawn threw it at me. Geography teacher: What am I gonna do with that child? Should I sell him on the black market? How much do you think I'd get for him on Ebay? ~Geography teacher: He just asked me if the water fountain water comes from the toilet! You guys are gonna become conspiracy theorists after watching that documentary! Me: ...I'm already a conspiracy theorist- Geography teacher: Me too, but that was ridiculous.
~ We had just finished watching a documentary about the contaminated water in Flint, Michigan
