Science teacher (telling a made-up story about one of our classmates): So he rolls over... she ain't there Kid in the back: Ima cry Science teacher: So he hops on flame, his vespa. Nyuurm. Geography teacher (referring to CNN10): They really like talking about two things: Space and the coronavirus. Me: Before you know it, they're gonna be talking about the coronavirus IN space. Geography teacher: They're gonna be talking about how we can prevent it in space. Me: "Let's move to Mars! It can't get us there!!" Allison: *sneezes* The class: *is silent* Aaron: I have coronavirus!! Angie: Josh, are you lonely over there? Josh: What? Angie: STAY OVER THERE!! Sub: Do y'all want me to read my report to y'all? Carmen: It's probably gonna say that we were bad and that JOSH was cussin' the whole time! Josh: I was not! ???: Brayden, are you Trump Da Man? Brayden: Yeah
