Click the green flag LYRICS Yoda: Penny for your thoughts Luke: I hate Brenda, and uh, bad guy hit me in the shin and I peed all over my pants! Yoda: Nothing a little music can't help Rocking, rocking and rolling Down to the beach I'm strolling But the seagulls poke at my head, not fun! I said "seagulls, mm! Stop it now!" *scatting* Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach said seagulls gonna come poke me in the coconut and they did and they did had me going like *more scatting* nothing I could do but yell when these birds attacked me when I tried to run I fell then these kids start laughing and then got hit in the neck with a hacky sack where'd it come from? now run, run, run, and jump! I can be your backpack while you run run, run, run and jump! now stop put me down I love to groove and boogie yeah Luke: great Yoda: Show you some dance moves Luke: no i don't want you to Yoda: if i had your giant feet out there on the beach i could have outrun those birds Luke: you're a psycho wiener! Yoda: lemme grab my beater *scatting R2-D2: Stop it please! Yoda: *more scatting* R2-D2: don't hit me Yoda: *half a second of scatting* R2-D2: please Yoda: *continues to scat* R2-D2: don't hit me Yoda: *a bit of scatting Luke: come on man quit that banging! Yoda: hey what's that stank? Luke: You put a fish in our basket Yoda: Oh yeah i forgot I did that Luke: You owe me an apology Yoda: just hold your breath and see when the time is right birds'll bite your face now run, run, run, and jump! I can be a backpack while you run Swing from a hairy vine I can be your backpack while you climb stand on one hand a lift rocks with your special gift run, run, run, and jump! now breathe that's good like that like that One day when I was walking I found this big log then I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick and I was like "that log had a child!" Listen boy someday when you are older you could get hit by a boulder while you're lying there screaming, "come help me please!" the seagulls poke at your knees *scatting* Stop it now! *more scatting* Luke: Whatever, you're sorta pitchy. Yoda: didn't like it? Luke: Listen man, I'm not your friend Yoda: Don't fall asleep. D̴͙͆ŏ̷̪n̶̟̕'̷̱͆t̴̪̓ ̵̛̻ḟ̶̺a̵̮͆l̸̞̆l̵̩͑ ̸̡̚a̷̛̗l̶̖̚s̸̼̉e̴̻͑è̸̢p̷̻̃.
Bad Lip Reading on YouTube for the song Star Wars for Yoda, Luke Skywalker, and R2-D2 google for the seagull
