defeat the evil fake b-mo before he defeats you You play as Ian who's had one too many Hershey Kiss and is now running around uncontrolably He controls a guitaf which can be moved in relation to Ian with the arrow keys In-between monologging about his backside evil b-mo will throw screenshots which hurt Ian's ego but can be deflected with the guitaf Pressing 1-4 plays sound but is mostly useless
Jean-ken kid is coming!!!!!!! AND HE'S RUNNIGN WITH SCISORS! NO JEANKEN BOY STOP YOU COULD HURT YOURSELF! OH NO HE'S RUNNING INTO THE STREET! THERE'S A CAR! HE FELL OVER ONTO THE SCISSORS!!!!!! OH NO THE CAR'S GOIGN TO GET HIM! WAIT IT JUST BOUNCED OFF?! WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE INTRVIEW WITH ROHAN KISHIBE!!! HE SAYS: "I used hebanzu door to write 'i'm invincible lol'"