Double-click the green flag as I answer questions in the order received. Unfortunately I couldn't get my planned lip-sync formula to work, so instead of talking, I will be telepathically speaking to a Scottish robot which will then talk for me and display subtitles. Yes, I hate Harry Potter and think it's cliché. So?
Music is Chillin Bar by Kevin MacLeod (I think) Voices from text2speech.com. Everything else is by me.
