Alternate title: Vanity asks a serious question @PaintedPawss, if you're reading this, I'm so sorry you were spammed to oblivion. I don't think anybody has been featured after a small handful of projects. It took me 100+ projects to get featured! If you don't know what project I'm referencing, it's this abomination: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/308348158/ Round 2 of, "Boy, do I really hate text-to-speech!" ok but seriously what qualifications does a project need to be featured?? Aren't Scratch's featured projects supposed to show off how cool Scratch is? Aren't they supposed to be, oh, I don't know... Good? Character/art: Me Dog: @PaintedPawss Music: An artist who I hope is embarrassed at the abomination of a music piece this stupid song is