It's Monday, and we just got back from our hurri-cation. We were out for a week, and we all got all dumb. I overheard two kids talking about the hurricane, and one of them said "No, it was hurricane Dora!" The teacher asked "Look, I don't know what happened to y'all's brains during that short amount of time..." And a buncha kids in the back corner started going "That wasn't a short amount of time! It was a whole week!" And then one of my friends, Ernesto, said "Uh... my brain got squashed." Then some other kid just went "I played Fifa!" For a little bit, the teacher was talking with some of the kids up at the front of the classroom about hurricanes, and when she mentioned Katrina, me and my friend Allen looked at each other and just went "Hurricane Katriiinaaaaa??? More like hurricane tor-TILLAAA!!!" Teacher: *pulls up picture of a pyramid* Where's this located? Some kid at the front: India! Allen: That's a Minecraft jungle temple! Me: No, that's a *desert* temple, you idiot. Allen: Shut up. That's a jungle temple. Teacher: What would be an example of a depression? (this is geography class) CJ: Oh, uh... a pie chart of adults and teenagers with depression! CJ: All I can think of when I hear "depression" is sv!c!de. Teacher: A depression is a decrease in land CJ: Oh! So, like, a decrease in happiness? Ernesto: smells like b r o k e in here Teacher: What are some rivers we have around here? Carlos: Lake Moultrie! Literally everyone: b r u h Teacher: Rivers are a good source of drinking water. Another kid: So, if somebody pee in the water, you still gonna drink it? Allen: I mean, if you're thirsty, you're thirsty.
