dta meme name: cyris gender: agender likes: waterguns, raiding walmarts, energy bites, sports, running dislikes: cops, bubble tea, blue, people who talk slowly/move slowly, being misgendered personality: bubbly, good sense of humour, always knows how to make friends anywhere and is very good at lying backstory: because of cyris’s looks, people always judge cyris, thinking that cyris loves bubble tea. cyris has always hated bubble tea, never wanting anything to do with it. cyris worked at a glass shop, and one day one of cyris’s co-workers laughed at cyris, saying things like, ‘oh, look at cyris! he probably bathes in bubble tea,’ both misgendering cyris (when the co-worker knew about cyris’s gender) and making fun of cyris. cyris knew that the co-worker also worked part time in a local walmart, so cyris decided to get revenge. when it was the co-worker’s shift, cyris broke in, stealing water balloons and water guns. the police never caught cyris, so the next day, instead of going to work, cyris decided it would be to risky to go to work. the co-worker got fired for letting cyris steal, and so cyris’s life of crime began. cyris mainly robbed small business and walmarts, sometimes banks, but rarely. when the police came, cyris would spirt them with the water pistols cyris always carried. sometimes, when cyris robbed banks, cyris would replace the water with hot sauce, so when it went in the cop’s eyes they would need to stop. cyris has always had trust issues, so never trusts any of cyris’s pals (but is still friends with them- they’re all a bunch of criminals as well) but trusts tupelo (my main oc) as a good friend. tupelo when needed sometimes covers for cyris, and lets cyris stay over when needed. cyris never stays long though, cyris worries the cops will find cyris, and tupelo’ll have to come down with cyris for keeping a criminal. one of these days cyris’s gonna get caught, and tupelo’ll need to break cyris out. untill now, cyris and tupelo are fine.
edit: forgot whoops but the tiny characters at the end are @kwaicat and @exoticbuttersdoge’s ocs
